Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!