I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...