What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...