He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...