How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...