What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...