Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.