What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...