When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...