The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...