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Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
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The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
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At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
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‘Twas the Night After Christmas
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CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
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