I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...