The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...