Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...