Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...