You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...