Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.