The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...