Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...