Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...