Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...