Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...