Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...