Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...