First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Question answer 08
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Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Hard of hearing
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Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?