What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...