Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...