Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
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Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
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Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Women seeking men
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Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...