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Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
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TGIF On Shoes
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This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Pilot to tower…
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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