A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...