Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...