Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...