Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...