Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...