Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...