What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...