Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...