Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...