Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?