Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...