The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...