Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John