Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...