Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
A drunk orders himself a beer
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Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...