Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...