Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...