Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...