Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...