Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...