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The definition of a phallic symbol
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My Only Extravagance
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Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
The bronze statues
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dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
How is a woman like a road?
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All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...