The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...