Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!